What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

But this is not

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I don't like religions.

Bible.. Hm.?

I don't like

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

You shall not bear false witness.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

This isn't going to, hurt.

I like God is love and lives within you.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Deuteronomy 17

Lose lips shimk ships.

Maybe leave out

Your going to be alright just relax

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Innocent before proven guilty

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?